I WOULD NEVER EVER

No offense please, I just would never:

 Wear litas. I'm not a big fan.I have big feet that would look gigantic. I wouldn't be able to even walk.

There's nothing more obvious than clear bra straps. I think they are simply ugly.

Even shorts need to be long enough.

I'm too old for this.

Sometimes you can´t get the best of both worlds. Are these stylish? Not for me.